I hate quoting Oprah, but the lady’s got a point. Get in there and save yourself. You can do it.
I know. No, I’m serious. I know. Having a prescription drug addiction sucks major pole. So what, I’m being a little harsh. It’s the bloody truth and you and I both know it. The worst part about having any drug addiction is the fact that, for all intents and purposes, it’s damn near legal to have one. I know!!! That’s exactly how it hit me. Plus, when it hit me that I suffering from a prescription drug addiction people were just discovering that it was actually possible to have one. Yeah, I know…super messed up, right? Oh well, I finally found someone who was down to help out of the hole that I had thrown myself into. That’s why I’m telling you that you’re in a much more advantageous position than I was in. Why? Because now there are a myriad of drug treatment centers that offer help for that malevolent little monkey that has set up camp on your back. Yeah, I know. You’re a lucky mofo. You really are because there is definitely adequate assistance for people like yourself nowadays. I know. But it’s okay to be scared. But you know what? Once you know, you have to act like you know. I hate quoting Oprah, but the lady’s got a point. Get in there and save yourself. You can do it.
